I am such a freaking retard.
Next time I do something as dumb as this again, please follow the following procedure:
Step one: Stop hating myself
Step two: Stop wallowing in my loss
Step three: Repeatedly smack my head against the desk until I lose consciousness
Step four: Ideally lose all memory of doing said stupid thing and proceed to start again on work as if the last four hours hadn't happened
Step five: NEVER DO SOMETHING DUMB LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN
Next time I do something as dumb as this again, please follow the following procedure:
Step one: Stop hating myself
Step two: Stop wallowing in my loss
Step three: Repeatedly smack my head against the desk until I lose consciousness
Step four: Ideally lose all memory of doing said stupid thing and proceed to start again on work as if the last four hours hadn't happened
Step five: NEVER DO SOMETHING DUMB LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN
lol if you lose memory of doing said stupid thing, how do you remember to not do it again next time?
ReplyDeleteits okay la, we all make dumb mistakes. just think of those 4hours as practice =]
Compare:
ReplyDeleteMISTAKES PROCEDURE
Step one: Make a stupid mistake.
Step two: See why you made the mistake.
Step three: See what can be done to reduce the chance of making the mistake again.
Step four: Try again with amendment.
Step five: Evaluate -- did it work? Why did/n't it work? How can I make it work?
Step six: Repeat.
*knowledge and self awareness increases*
VS
KNOCKING HEAD OUT PROCEDURE
Step one: Knocks oneself out.
*brain damage increases*